LOVE SONG OR NOT?

"I'm not going to write you a love song, cuz you asked for it..."

How many times have you heard that song? Why just the other day it was stuck in my head and vwala, I turned on the radio and there it was. It's EVERYWHERE! Overplayed, oversung, oversaturated. Do I blame Sarah Bareillis? No, no I don't. It's not like she follows me around singing at me. I blame it on the radio. The radio is like a cheap floozy and here's why.

Let's compare this song to a person. You meet this person (hear a song) that you really like. You develop a crush and want to find out more. This person pops in and out occasionally, just enough that you get excited every time you see her(hear the song). Then before you know it, all of your friends have a crush on your girl. They're all excited about her too. And then out of no where she becomes this obsessive girl that won't leave you alone. Every where you go, there she is. In your car, at the grocery store, the pool, your living room, on tv, even in your little sister's bedroom. This person that you were so into at first has oversaturated you with her presence. You can't get away. Now why would you marry this person and take her home to be yours (buy the cd). Why buy the cow when the milk is free. You get my drift? The radio is the whore of the earth. They turn a cute little song that you like into some street hussy turning tricks for ratings. It's sick and disgusting and I say we boycott it. We stop listening to radio stations that are destroying songs. If we don't we're just as bad as they are. They may be the song's pimp, but you're the one paying for the prostitute.

SIDENOTE--if you're slow and not catching on to my analogy just drop your Poptart, stop reading and go find a brain or find a fourth grader to explain what an analogy is.